“The latest entry to the cookie wars is the Triple Double Stuf Oreo. That’s right: triple cookie wafers sandwiching two double stuffed fillings. Five layers of cookie. It is approximately the height of a mandarin orange. Let’s just leave nutrition out of this, for now.
This isn’t a cookie; it’s a cake masquerading as a cookie. It’s cookie porn. If it were a drug, it wouldn’t even be considered “entry level”; it would be the scary thing further down the path.”
How cookies are like sex: Of Triple Double Stuf Oreos and other progress traps
The latest entry to the cookie wars is the Triple Double Stuf Oreo. That’s right: triple cookie wafers sandwiching two double stuffed fillings. Five layers of cookie. It is approximately the height of a mandarin orange. Let’s just leave nutrition out of this, for now.
This isn’t a cookie; it’s a cake masquerading as a cookie. It’s cookie porn. If it were a drug, it wouldn’t even be considered “entry level”; it would be the scary thing further down the path.
Illustration by Sarah Lazarovic
(via nationalpost)